This list was submitted by USER03510 on Wednesday, January 10th, 2001 at 1:49 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 9 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Estee Lauder | April 24th, 2004 | 97 |
| 6 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 5 | Archibald Cox | May 29th, 2004 | 92 |
| 4 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 3 | Ann Sothern | March 15th, 2001 | 92 |
| 2 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 1 | Imogene Coca | June 2nd, 2001 | ? |
| 4 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998