Dee Worden — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	Hume Cronyn	June 15th, 2003	91
8	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
7	Coretta King	January 30th, 2006	78
6	Harry Morgan	December 7th, 2011	96
5	Frank Sinatra	May 14th, 1998	82
4	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
3	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
2	James Earl Ray	April 23rd, 1998	70
1	Terry Sanford	April 18th, 1998	80
8 points		3 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999