This list was submitted by USER02942 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
9 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
8 | Imogene Coca | June 2nd, 2001 | ? |
7 | Coretta King | January 30th, 2006 | 78 |
6 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
4 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
3 | James Earl Ray | April 23rd, 1998 | 70 |
2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
1 | Frank Sinatra | May 14th, 1998 | 82 |
4 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003