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This list was submitted by USER01227 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 5:22 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
8Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Imelda MarcosAlive?
5Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
4Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
3Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
2Ronnie WoodAlive?
1Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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