This list was submitted by USER01227 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 5:22 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
8 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
6 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
5 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
4 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
2 | Ronnie Wood | Alive | ? |
1 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998