Necro Phil and the Curse of the Partridge Family — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00017 on Saturday, December 30th, 2000 at 6:41 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Jesse Helms	July 4th, 2008	86
9	Elia Kazan	September 28th, 2003	94
8	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
7	King Sihanouk	October 14th, 2012	89
6	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
5	Idi Amin	August 16th, 2003	78
4	Howard Hunt	January 23rd, 2007	88
3	Augusto Pinochet	December 10th, 2006	91
2	Timothy McVeigh	June 11th, 2001	?
1	Ed McMahon	June 23rd, 2009	86
2 points		1 hit

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003