Not to be confused with E. Howard Hunt, which is a small suburb immediately adjacent to Howard Hunt.

Name
Everette Howard Hunt Jr.
Birthday
October 9, 1918
Age
88
Died on
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, April 28th, 1998
Also known as
Howard Hunt
E. Howard Hunt
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Everette Howard Hunt Jr.
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003