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This list was submitted by USER01097 on Monday, December 18th, 2000 at 10:47 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
9Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
8Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
7Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
3Spike MilliganFebruary 27th, 200283
2Edward HeathJuly 17th, 200589
1Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021