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This list was submitted by USER01080 on Wednesday, December 6th, 2000 at 10:28 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
9	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
8	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
7	Milton Berle	March 27th, 2002	93
6	Jesse Helms	July 4th, 2008	86
5	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
4	Aaron Spelling	June 23rd, 2006	83
3	Liz Taylor	March 23rd, 2011	79
2	Rose Marie	December 28th, 2017	94
1	Phyllis Schlafly	September 5th, 2016	92
0 points		0 hits

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Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.

(d) November 3rd, 1998