This list was submitted by USER01023 on Saturday, March 25th, 2000 at 6:50 PM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John O'Connor | May 3rd, 2000 | 80 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 6 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 4 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 3 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 2 | Don Knotts | February 24th, 2006 | 81 |
| 1 | Curt Gowdy | February 20th, 2006 | 86 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998