This list was submitted by USER01057 on Wednesday, March 22nd, 2000 at 12:10 PM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | John O'Connor | May 3rd, 2000 | 80 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 6 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 5 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 4 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 3 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
| 2 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 1 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998