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This list was submitted by BibsPal on Friday, December 31st, 1999 at 9:46 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dom DeLuiseMay 5th, 200975
9Luciano PavarottiSeptember 6th, 200771
8Paul PrudhommeOctober 8th, 201575
7Jonathan WintersApril 11th, 201387
6Shelley WintersJanuary 14th, 200685
5Marlon BrandoJuly 2nd, 200480
4John PopperAlive?
3Louie AndersonJanuary 21st, 202268
2Peggy LeeJanuary 21st, 200281
1Rosie O'DonnellAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999