Trigger Mortis

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This list was submitted by USER00781 on Thursday, December 16th, 1999 at 1:10 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Charles Schulz February 12th, 200077
9Arnold PalmerSeptember 25th, 201687
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
6Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Calista FlockhartAlive?
3Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
2Farrah FawcettJune 25th, 200962
1Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002