This list was submitted by ScornForSega on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 12:16 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Dolly Parton | Alive | 80 |
| 8 | Tim Curry | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 6 | David Attenborough | Alive | 100 |
| 5 | Elton John | Alive | 79 |
| 4 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 100 |
| 1 | Warren Buffett | Alive | 95 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Reports say that he was accidentally run over, by a woman who's described as either a caretaker or a friend. Whichever it was, she wasn't very good at it.
(d) December 17th, 1999