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This list was submitted by TarotGuy on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:55 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jim LovellAlive97
9June LockhartAlive?
8Lee GrantAlive?
7Alan GreenspanAlive99
6Gene ShalitAlive99
5Barbara EdenAlive?
4Barbara FeldonAlive92
3Clint EastwoodAlive94
2Robert WagnerAlive95
1William ShatnerAlive94
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003