This list was submitted by KingOfTheDead on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 11:59 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Eraserdead Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 96 |
| 8 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 7 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 96 |
| 6 | Ron Jeremy | Alive | 73 |
| 5 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 4 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 93 |
| 3 | June Lockhart | October 23rd, 2025 | 100 |
| 2 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
| 1 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
| 13 points | 3 hits | ||
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000