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This list was submitted by laptoplg on Monday, December 30th, 2024 at 10:35 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ted Turner	Alive	?
9	Imelda Marcos	Alive	?
8	Edwin Meese	Alive	?
7	Eva Saint	Alive	?
6	Grace Wing	Alive	86
5	Carol Burnett	Alive	92
4	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	100
3	Tina Louise	Alive	?
2	June Lockhart	Alive	?
1	Barbara Eden	Alive	?
0 points		0 hits

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(d) December 12th, 1999