This list was submitted by thedeadmanshand on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 12:07 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
8 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
7 | William Daniels | Alive | ? |
6 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 95 |
5 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
4 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
3 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
2 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
1 | Emperor Akihito | Alive | ? |
22 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998