Top of the Heap

Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by thedeadmanshand on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 12:07 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Eva SaintAlive?
8Glynis Johns January 4th, 2024100
7William DanielsAlive?
6Robert WagnerAlive95
5Alan GreenspanAlive99
4Shannen Doherty July 13th, 202453
3David AttenboroughAlive99
2Gene ShalitAlive99
1Emperor AkihitoAlive?
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998