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This list was submitted by Dead Already? on Friday, December 29th, 2023 at 1:40 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Peter MaxAlive?
9Mick JaggerAlive83
8Taylor SwiftAlive36
7Zac EfronAlive38
6Keith RichardsAlive82
5James BrooksAlive86
4Mike DitkaAlive?
3Steve Lawrence March 7th, 202488
2Jennifer O'NeillAlive?
1Shannen Doherty July 13th, 202453
4 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002