This list was submitted by USER00965 on Monday, September 6th, 1999 at 4:08 PM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Walter Matthau | July 1st, 2000 | 79 |
| 7 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Joey Adams | December 2nd, 1999 | 88 |
| 4 | Jane Russell | February 28th, 2011 | 89 |
| 3 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
| 2 | Jack Germond | August 14th, 2013 | 85 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 points | 2 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021