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This list was submitted by Rat Bastard on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 1:51 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
9Alan GreenspanAlive99
8Imelda MarcosAlive?
7Bob CousyAlive?
6Barbara BarrieAlive?
5Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3Marla GibbsAlive?
2Yoko OnoAlive92
1Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003