This list was submitted by Rat Bastard on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 1:51 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ethel Kennedy | October 10th, 2024 | 96 |
| 9 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Bob Cousy | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Barbara Barrie | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
| 4 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 3 | Marla Gibbs | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 92 |
| 1 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003