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This list was submitted by USER00965 on Monday, September 6th, 1999 at 8:23 AM PDT for The September '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
9Paul Bowles November 18th, 199988
8Perry ComoMay 12th, 2001?
7Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
6Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
5Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
4Julia ChildAugust 13th, 200491
3Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
2Gregory PeckJune 12th, 200387
1Elia KazanSeptember 28th, 200394
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999