Griswolds Death Vacation — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by griswold on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 12:26 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Coyote Death Pool Boneyard.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Mario Joyner	Alive	?
9	Fran Drescher	Alive	?
8	Hillary Clinton	Alive	78
7	Bobby McFerrin	Alive	76
6	Jamie Spears	Alive	?
5	Brigitte Bardot	Alive	91
4	Matt Groening	Alive	72
3	Louise Lasser	Alive	?
2	Nancy Dussault	Alive	89
1	Roger Waters	Alive	82
0 points		0 hits

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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002