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This list was submitted by DiamondToothGertie on Tuesday, December 28th, 2021 at 8:31 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al JaffeeApril 10th, 2023102
9Ted KaczynskiJune 10th, 2023?
8Norman JewisonJanuary 20th, 202497
7Bud GrantMarch 11th, 202395
6Sidney Poitier January 6th, 202294
5Michael YorkAlive83
4Roger Angell May 20th, 2022101
3Roger CormanMay 9th, 202498
2Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
1Sonny JurgensonAlive?
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999