This list was submitted by Paladin on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 11:24 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Nancy Pelosi | Alive | 84 |
| 8 | Chuck Schumer | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Stevie Wonder | Alive | 74 |
| 6 | Steve Lawrence | March 7th, 2024 | 88 |
| 5 | Steve Martin | Alive | 79 |
| 4 | Carol Burnett | Alive | 91 |
| 3 | Ann Jillian | Alive | 74 |
| 2 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 1 | Ted Danson | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003