This list was submitted by Princess Tessa on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 6:47 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Crackerbox Palace Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 88 |
| 9 | Joni Mitchell | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 7 | Dr. Ruth Westheimer | July 12th, 2024 | 96 |
| 6 | Richard Simmons | July 13th, 2024 | 76 |
| 5 | James Earl Jones | September 9th, 2024 | 93 |
| 4 | Larry King | January 23rd, 2021 | 87 |
| 3 | Don King | Alive | 94 |
| 2 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 65 |
| 1 | Phil Spector | January 16th, 2021 | 81 |
| 5 points | 2 hits |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997