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This list was submitted by Lucifer's Marionette on Monday, December 28th, 2020 at 7:56 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Prince Philip April 9th, 202199
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Pending Fame Committee Review 
7Raul CastroAlive94
6Billy ThorntonAlive?
5Ed AmesMay 21st, 202395
4Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
3Mitch McConnellAlive?
2Sonny RollinsAlive?
1Clarence ThomasAlive?
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005