This list was submitted by BodyFarmBound on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 11:36 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 9 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 8 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 7 | Jackie Mason | July 24th, 2021 | ? |
| 6 | Cicely Tyson | January 28th, 2021 | 96 |
| 5 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 4 | Hal Holbrook | January 23rd, 2021 | 95 |
| 3 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 100 |
| 2 | Kim Novak | Alive | 92 |
| 1 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 19 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998