This list was submitted by USER02725 on Friday, June 4th, 1999 at 10:05 AM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Stanley Durwood | July 14th, 1999 | ? |
| 9 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 8 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
| 7 | Basil Hume | June 17th, 1999 | 76 |
| 6 | Leslie Glass | August 4th, 2000 | ? |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 3 | Verne Troyer | April 21st, 2018 | 49 |
| 2 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 28 points | 4 hits | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999