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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 3:10 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jane FondaAlive88
9Judy BlumeAlive87
8Pending Fame Committee Review 
7Teri GarrOctober 29th, 202479
6Olivia Newton-JohnAugust 8th, 202273
5Larry King January 23rd, 202187
4Pending Fame Committee Review 
3Ben StillerAlive60
2Angela MerkelAlive?
1Pending Fame Committee Review 
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Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019