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This list was submitted by USER03914 on Thursday, June 3rd, 1999 at 8:26 AM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Not Famous 
7Willard Munger July 11th, 199988
6Harry SecombeApril 11th, 200179
5Not Famous 
4Basil Hume June 17th, 199976
3Not Famous 
2Tom LandryFebruary 12th, 200075
1Fritz Shurmur August 30th, 199967
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003