This list was submitted by DePressED on Tuesday, June 1st, 1999 at 7:37 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 | Walter Matthau | July 1st, 2000 | 79 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | James Farmer | July 9th, 1999 | ? |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Arlene Francis | May 31st, 2001 | 93 |
| 4 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 3 | Matt Hartl | August 30th, 1999 | 23 |
| 2 | DeForest Kelley | June 11th, 1999 | 79 |
| 1 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
| 12 points | 3 hits | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999