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This list was submitted by DePressED on Tuesday, June 1st, 1999 at 7:37 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Not Famous 
9Walter MatthauJuly 1st, 200079
8Not Famous 
7James Farmer July 9th, 1999?
6Not Famous 
5Arlene FrancisMay 31st, 200193
4Harry SecombeApril 11th, 200179
3Matt Hartl August 30th, 199923
2DeForest Kelley June 11th, 199979
1Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999