This list was submitted by RJ Thurmont on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 8:25 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 9 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 8 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
| 7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 6 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 5 | Vera Lynn | June 18th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 3 | Charles Osgood | January 23rd, 2024 | 91 |
| 2 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 1 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
| 8 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998