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This list was submitted by MarkMx on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 4:32 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
7Sumner RedstoneAugust 11th, 202097
6Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
5Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
4Clive James November 24th, 201980
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Barbara BarrieAlive?
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998