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This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 4:14 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Ben Go Show - 2019 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
9Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
6A.J. FoytAlive91
5Javier de CuellarMarch 4th, 2020100
4Sean ConneryOctober 31st, 202090
3Tim Conway May 14th, 201985
2Alan GreenspanAlive100
1John Paul Stevens July 16th, 201999
11 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021