This list was submitted by Jim on Monday, May 31st, 1999 at 7:27 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 8 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 7 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Judith Exner | September 24th, 1999 | 65 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
| 2 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 1 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 8 points | 2 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003