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This list was submitted by Jim on Monday, May 31st, 1999 at 7:27 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
8Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
7Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
6Not Famous 
5Judith Exner September 24th, 199965
4Not Famous 
3Allen Funt September 5th, 199984
2Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
1Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003