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This list was submitted by USER00529 on Monday, May 31st, 1999 at 6:48 PM PDT for The June '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
8Not Famous 
7Patty AndrewsJanuary 30th, 201394
6Not Famous 
5Donald Mills November 13th, 199984
4Leon AskinJune 3rd, 200597
3Not Famous 
2Catfish Hunter September 9th, 199953
1Robert Earl JonesSeptember 7th, 200695
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003