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This list was submitted by Steve P on Saturday, December 29th, 2018 at 6:05 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
9Larry King January 23rd, 202187
8Charles OsgoodJanuary 23rd, 202491
7Lou HensonJuly 25th, 202088
6Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
5Nile RodgersAlive73
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Norm CrosbyNovember 7th, 202093
2Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
1Clive James November 24th, 201980
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002