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This list was submitted by TeamTrautz on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 10:31 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9John McCain August 25th, 201881
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
6Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
5Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
4Richard SimmonsJuly 13th, 202476
3Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
2Olivia Newton-JohnAugust 8th, 202273
1Charlie SheenAlive60
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998