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This list was submitted by Rex on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 7:38 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Connie Sawyer January 20th, 2018105
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
6Artie LangeAlive57
5Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
4Cicely TysonJanuary 28th, 202196
3Whitey FordOctober 8th, 202091
2Don LarsenJanuary 1st, 202090
1Roger Bannister March 3rd, 201888
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998