This list was submitted by Cheswick on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 2:07 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 8 | John McCain | August 25th, 2018 | 81 |
| 7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 6 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 5 | Barbara Bush | April 17th, 2018 | 92 |
| 4 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 3 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 2 | Marty Allen | February 12th, 2018 | 95 |
| 1 | Sandra Day O’Connor | December 1st, 2023 | 93 |
| 31 points | 5 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998