LA LISTE DE JOJO 2018

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Beverly Cleary	March 25th, 2021	104
9	Vera Lynn	June 18th, 2020	103
8	Javier de Cuellar	March 4th, 2020	100
7	Carol Channing	January 15th, 2019	97
6	Prince Philip	April 9th, 2021	99
5	Mel Stottlemyre	January 13th, 2019	77
4	Tommy Chong	Alive	86
3	Jacques Chirac	September 26th, 2019	86
2	John McCain	August 25th, 2018	81
1	Val Kilmer	Alive	64
2 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999