This list was submitted by Mr Happy on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 10:07 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 8 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 7 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
| 6 | John McCain | August 25th, 2018 | 81 |
| 5 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 3 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 2 | Steven Morrissey | Alive | 67 |
| 1 | Burt Reynolds | September 6th, 2018 | 82 |
| 24 points | 4 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002