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This list was submitted by grimyreaper on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 6:39 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John McCain August 25th, 201881
9Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
6Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
5Vera MilesAlive92
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
2Gloria VanderbiltJune 17th, 201995
1June LockhartAlive?
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998