Survivors (for now)

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This list was submitted by zenomax on Tuesday, December 26th, 2017 at 9:37 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the A sad yet profitable end awaits.. Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John McCain August 25th, 201881
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
6Terry JonesJanuary 21st, 202077
5Sumner RedstoneAugust 11th, 202097
4Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
3Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
2Joan LundenAlive75
1Tom BrokawAlive86
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003