This list was submitted by DePressED on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 9:19 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
8 | Sumner Redstone | August 11th, 2020 | 97 |
7 | Mel Stottlemyre | January 13th, 2019 | 77 |
6 | Nanette Fabray | February 22nd, 2018 | 97 |
5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
4 | Wally Moon | February 9th, 2018 | 87 |
3 | Della Reese | November 20th, 2017 | 86 |
2 | Mel Tillis | November 19th, 2017 | 85 |
1 | Joseph Wapner | February 26th, 2017 | 97 |
6 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999