Trautz-Stretch List

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This list was submitted by TeamTrautz on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:34 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gord Downie October 17th, 201753
9Clint EastwoodAlive95
8Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
7Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
6Charlie SheenAlive59
5Michael DouglasAlive80
4Donald TrumpAlive79
3Tommy ChongAlive87
2Pamela AndersonAlive?
1Eddie Van HalenOctober 6th, 202065
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014