This list was submitted by USER00673 on Friday, March 5th, 1999 at 3:34 PM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Boxcar Willie | April 12th, 1999 | 67 |
| 7 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 6 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
| 5 | Judith Exner | September 24th, 1999 | 65 |
| 4 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 3 | Ravi Shankar | December 11th, 2012 | 92 |
| 2 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 31 points | 4 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998