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This list was submitted by Sal & Barb on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 10:45 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Abby Normal Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Irwin Corey February 6th, 2017102
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
2Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
1David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999