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This list was submitted by carseycritter on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 9:37 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
9Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
8Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
7Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
4Monty Hall September 30th, 201796
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Glen Campbell August 8th, 201781
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998