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The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Counting Bodies Like Sheep II

Submitted by DGambrinus on December 31, 2016.

Score
1hit so far
3tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Roberta McCainOct 12, 2020 Oct 12, 2020 108
9 Olivia de HavillandJul 26, 2020 Jul 26, 2020 104
8 Val KilmerApr 1, 2025 Apr 1, 2025 65
7 Michael DouglasAlive Alive 82
6 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
5 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
4 Shannen DohertyJul 13, 2024 Jul 13, 2024 53
3 Glen Campbell hitAug 8, 2017 Aug 8, 2017 81
2 Cloris LeachmanJan 27, 2021 Jan 27, 2021 94
1 Burt ReynoldsSep 6, 2018 Sep 6, 2018 82

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.